Friday, August 31, 2012

We're Gonna Win Tomorrow

That was bold wasn't it?

Don't read the matchup posts elsewhere - they're not worth your time. Who cares? Also, don't read message boards after the game. You're not going to be happy with some ambiguous stat line that bears no logical consequence to the rest of the season. It will be like eating a Cinnamon and Brown Sugar Pop-Tart and then reading the dietary information directly afterward.

"Wow, that was delicious, BUT IT HAD HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IN THERE? AM I GOING TO DIE? AND SATURATED FAT? WHAT ABOUT THE 70g of CARBS? GLUTEN? FREE RADICALS? PROCESSED ACTINIDES AND STRONTIUM-90? I FEEL DIZZY, WHAZ THATFFELI IN Me StUMak?"

So, enjoy the game and look for the technical flaws in what is on display. Do we look crisp and have an effective gameplan? Are we gassed after the first series?

It's an overarching theme.

Just ask yourself, "Does this look like a swimming pool of oceanic white tip sharks who haven't smelled blood in 9 months and have just been delivered a fresh smattering of chummed body parts?"

If you can't say definitively "YES!" then diminish your expectations for next week... until Thursday, when you think we can beat the '85 Bears.


1 comment:

  1. My expectations are for a defensive shutout. Even with our backups in the game we should be able to hold this team back. Our defense should match up against ANY team in the country this year, including the almighty Saban. So yes I am truly looking for that ferocious defense that we have become so used to out of coach TG, but I really want to see how the new freshman will fit in on that side of the ball and help out.

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