Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tweet O' The Day: Hunter Long a Zebra/Watts' Scooter Swag

It seems as though I end up every night with a Tweet O' the Day that contains Watts Dantzler and/or Hunter Long. These guys just keep throwing up H2H gold every night, so it's pretty much like shooting fish in a bucket... or a barrel... or wherever you shoot them and it's easy.

The Nasty Boyz didn't disappoint yesterday, as both had some priceless tweets.

In case you were doubting, Dantzler looks like he probably could easily strap some jet packs on his scooter, throw down some nice red, white, and blue paint on it, and sport some leather of the same hue and jump over like 45 tractor trailers end to end or The Grand Canyon or maybe even Rosie O'Donnell (if he gets a good tail wind). I must say, I'm jealous that my scooter helmet wasn't nearly as cool as this.

Well, well, well. The Knievels and Uncle Sam would be proud of you.

As far as Hunter Long, I tend to think there's some sort of weird zebra breeding in his family tree somewhere. Maybe a kooky great grandpa who was a zoo keeper or perhaps he was one of those African safari guides who got lost in the savannah and got hard-up for some strange... real strange. Proabably not, but it would've made for a funny story anyway... well, probably wouldn't be much funny about that, but you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Enjoy the ability to tan Hunter. If you're anything like me, you just forget to wear sunscreen, get burned, commence misery, throw on some aloe, and then bitch endlessly about why your face looks like someone glued tiny corn flakes to it all over. 

I'd wear both of these proudly because, in a few years, you might actually have to get a real job and, unless you're a lifeguard in Maui, tan lines and scooter rides with American Flag helmets aren't in your future.

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