Thursday, September 15, 2011

Tweet O The Day: JoeT Releases New Nutrition Program

I can't say that I'm certain, but I would imagine that if JoeT were to introduce a newer new meal plan to the team, it would probably consist of a lot of the following:

  • Pea Gravel
  • Rock Salt
  • Radioactive Spider Venom
  • Whey Protein
  • Lava
  • Wheat Germ

Bottom line is, we need some guys out there made of pretty much adamantium, diamonds, and carbon fiber if we're going to get through the season. I know guys get hurt, but we seem to really be down on our luck this season. 

They say you are what you eat, so what does JoeT's new plan for our guys have in store - laser vision, cloaking abilities, or super human strength? Ummmm....


The point of this isn't to throw off on our dieticians or athletes, but more to enlighten folks on what they "hear" going on around the athletic department. Take it with a grain of salt and use your common sense. When something is or isn't happening and things seem curious, it probably means something odd is going on. That's why I discussed the fabled JoeT. diet during the offseason and made light of it in this post.

I say all of this because of the mysterious status of freshman super-recruit Ray Drew. Somehow he hasn't played, all the while the staff has maintained that he "will get in" at some point or they'll "see if they can get him in". What's the deal? Is there something we don't know? Really, they can't just say, "Go in kid."

I smell a rat - a really dirty one.

On another note, check this other tweet from Kenarious and Abry. I can appreciate these guys' tastes. Cupcakes and a good game of GoldenEye on N64 makes for a great night.






2 comments:

  1. You obviously din't get the news from Richt that while Ray was injured it was a critical time for setting players to positions on the team. A position that Ray would have gotten was filled by someone else who seems to be doing quite nicely. It's all good.

    When Ray had his accident, the timing for him could not have been worse. He hurt his shoulder badly by some accounts and while the outside healed quickly, the inside takes longer. He lost over two weeks of practice and learning plays that another player didn't. Richt said that when he gets up to the other player's speed in practice experience, he would start seeing the field. It's hard to remove a player who is playing well and put in a 5* who isn't up to position in called game plays.

    There is nothing happening here and the rotten smell may be from a source near you. Now would be a good time to check while your head's up there.

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  2. Normally I wouldn't let this bother me, but I don't appreciate it when people say I'm ill-informed or imply that my head is in or around an ass.

    Has it ever entered your mind that maybe you don't have all the facts? Or maybe the full story is being polished up for your consumption? I guess you also thought Rambo just got "beat out" by Sanders too, huh?

    Richt isn't being forthcoming in an effort to clean up the image of his beleguered squad and self - its called discretion. We have it and use it as well and particularly in this case.

    Pretty lucid for my head being in an ass, no?

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