Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Tweet O' The Day: Hunter Long and Parking Services - A Love Letter

My Dearest Parking Services Nazi:

Thine eyes shine like rubies and thy brow gleamest like the fair moon on yon far thrown shore. Dost thine soul quake when thee art near mine own? Nay, thou art adorned with the most devilish of disguises. Does thy pen shiver with the guiltiest of consciences when such script flies like the sullen goose from thy wretched hand? 

How mine eyes burn with scorn more vengeful than a star fallen from it's lofty jeweled perch. Would thou betrayest me with such swift actions? Should thee not feel some shameful semblance of humanity?

Well, I guess you get the picture. Even though my witless bantering may have somewhat confused you, Hunter isn't a huge fan of UGA parking services. Honestly, I'd have to agree with him. As long as he doesn't have as many tickets as the entire UNC football team, keep rolling young man.

1 comment:

  1. Does anyone like them?