Thursday, August 18, 2011

Funniest Headline I've Ever Read : It's Techish of Course

Nerds UNITE!

In case you need a good laugh today, check this out from Georgia Tech Sports Information:

Improving The Game Day Experience On The Flats (Click for for more hilarity)

It really took surveys to figure this out? Really? So what are they looking for - lighsaber fights at midfield, quidditch battles in the upper deck, and Warcraft in the mezzanine?

Great excerpt here (with notes):

When fans arrive to take in exciting ACC football action this fall, they will instantly feel a part of the Yellow Jacket family (they'll be providing pocket protectors and Math books). Members of the Georgia Tech Athletic Association staff, coaches, and student-athletes from various varsity programs will be on hand to welcome fans and interact with the faithful that make Tech games some of the best in the nation (hmmm, yeah). It is our goal to meet our fans and tell them how excited we are to be in the Georgia Tech family too(Weeee! We lie and cheat!)

I have but one observation...

If they had a football team worth a damn it might help spice up things. 

3 comments:

  1. How exciting is must be to be NATS!

    More signage, new coats of paint, more ATMs!

    Makes you want to go to the old Bobby Dodd, doesn't it!

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  2. OHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHHH!

    Now where's my Kool-Aid?

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  3. "Members of the Georgia Tech Athletic Association staff, coaches, and student-athletes from various varsity programs will be on hand to welcome fans and interact with the faithful" - they will be there to assist with the full body patdown and cavity search.

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