|(D) George Hooks of Macon, an Auburn alum, doing his War Eagle.|
Unfortunately this news story wasn't an April Fool's joke on Friday. I really, really get tired of hearing this guy's name and role model mentioned in the same sentence.
"Several legislators praised Newton as a positive role model, citing his faith, character and his prowess on the football field, and wished him success in his imminent professional football career."
You can find the entire resolution (HR 522) HERE, if you so desire to look at it and can withhold the upchuck in your mouth. Once again, taxpayer's money being put to good use.