Monday, December 13, 2010

Mike Hartline: Throwing Curls and Fighting Girls

From all reports, Mike and UK cheerleader Ashley Carnes got a little too tipsy on Friday night and were in an altercation with another female outside of a residence. Lexington police have decided not to file any charges against either of the two if the alleged victim, Samantha Sheeran, fails to to file charges.

In lieu of the arrest, Joker has determined that Mike will be ineligible for the bowl game, thus making the BBVA Compass Bowl officially the most unwatchable game of this year's bowl season. Actually, this could become quite a good game if Joker decides to put Cobb at QB the entire game.

Nah, probably not. Who wants, by light years, your best player to touch the ball on every down?

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