Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Alec Ogletree's Daily Meal Plan

Alec Ogletree is definitely making a hard push for the title of "Van Dawgin's Favorite Player". He had a lot of ground to make up after his helmet incident, but let's let bygones be bygones. He's quickly making a name for himself patrolling the UGA secondary looking for hapless receivers to come over the middle. If you didn't know, Alec is 6'3 and is made of 225 pounds of pure hate and molten steel. He's really kind of like Robert Patrick's T-1000 character in Terminator 2, only he envisions Edward Furlong's head on top to the opposing teams shoulder pads.

Just like the rest of you, I dare to imagine what Alec must have to ingest to keep up his stupendous secondary swagger. Luckily for you all, I have somehow stumbled upon what the UGA nutritionist has established Ogletree must eat in order to keep the fission reaction that is his heart going.

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