Thursday, October 28, 2010

Florida Hate Week: Volume Four - Taylor Swift Dedicates A Song to Timmy Tebow

Yeah, I know he's gone but as Keyshawn would say, "C'MON MAN!"

Make sure and check the lyrics below.

It's a man crush, I got to admit it
Cause of all of my relationships, this one I'm most committed.
Yeah Tim Tebow, you're too good to be true,
and when you're plowin other dudes, I can't take my eyes off of you.
It's your senior year and in a couple of months,
you'll be leaving this town,
And all us dudes won't admit that we cried,
We'll say "Brantley's good" but we'll miss having you around.

I'm In love with number 15
when he makes you a promise, you're gonna believe him.
Number 15, if he threw me his balls I'd receive them
so glad you stayed another season.
Thank you Pam, for this man,
who's bringing home championship #3...Number 15.

In I formation, I'd love if you took my snap,
maybe a virgin, but you can still split the gap.
And I remember my very first game,
when you ran one in, we all high-fived and went insane,
Now it's third and goal, I know still a virgin,
but I have faith that you will find the hole.
Cause when you do, we win,
then we get drunk and celebrate with our friends.


It's hard to say goodbye
to a man who makes you
rise in your pants
when he pulls off the jump pass...number 15.



  1. That is the gayest thing that ive ever listened to! I feel gay just for listening to it.

  2. Well, in this case, it's perfectly OK to throw out as much gay innuendo as possible.